Painfully Polish

I know this is not how you hold a pipe... And the pipe is too small. Because it's just a pretext to make this gentleman keep the two of his fingers like this. I drew this picture when I was writing an article on Zhelazova Vola, full of Chopin's mazurkas, willow trees, Mazovian melancholy etc. No wonder the man looks as though he had to go to work on Monday after two days of an exhausting booze-up.