Jestem jak motyl... - "I'm like an extremely tired butterfly and I'm feeling dizzy;
Alcohol has its good sides but is has bad sides too -
to such conclusion I came on Sunday, at the table."
A gdy już resztę... - "When he was about to neatly finish the bottle, what a miracle happened! - He saw Truth on its bottom."
Nynie blwać będę - "I shall barf now"
demózgizator = brainkiller
I guess there should be one more bottle to complete the picture. Maybe I'll add a bottle of Old Janx Spirit later.